Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Santa's Bad Day

Santa's Bad Day

"I need you to make him cry."

The mother was insistent, the kid was indifferent, and mall Santa looked like he'd just been kicked in his candy cane.

"But Santa doesn't make kids cry," he said, completely confused.

"You don't understand," the mother said. "He has four brothers, and all of them are crying in their first picture with Santa. I need a complete set. He needs to cry."